Why was the guy in the suit walking into everyone? Because he was trying to recreate the music video and was too “cool” to move for a group of Power Rangers.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
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2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!