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2017 Legacy: Beyoncé’s Pregnancy Glow

Why did Beyoncé look like a literal sun goddess? Because she performed while pregnant with twins, wearing enough gold and flowers to make a Roman emperor feel underdressed.

Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: Miley’s Big Hair
Why was Miley Cyrus’s hair so big? Because it was full of the sec...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition
In 2002, the 44th Grammy Awards felt like a massive family reunio...read more »
2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson
Why did Midnights win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift dec...read more »
2024 Archive: Jay-Z’s Truth Bomb
Why did Jay-Z call out the Academy while holding a Dr. Dre Global...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Joni Mitchell Performance
Why was it so quiet? Because when a 80-year-old legend sings "Bot...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
In 2011, the 53rd Grammy Awards were the ultimate "Hipster Reveng...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Country Album
Why Bell Bottom Country? Because Lainey Wilson is the new sheriff...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore & The Queen’s Coronation” Edition
In 2021, the 63rd Grammy Awards were held outside under a tent wi...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did the Rolling Stones win for Hackney Diamonds? To remind us...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Dance Recording
Why "360"? Because Charli XCX made a song that literally describe...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it the "Greatest Night"? Because it was the night the "Qu...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Rock Album
Why This Is Why? Because Paramore returned to remind us that Hayl...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
Why the record? Because boygenius made an album that felt like a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Rap Album
Why MICHAEL? Because Killer Mike made an album so personal and po...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer12/24/2014 23:47You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Sega_Genesis_Kid07/28/2011 13:21Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Matrix_Rebel12/19/2013 14:58I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Pi_Mathematics01/07/2011 13:33Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Old_School_Frank06/19/2004 09:44We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Evil_Kermit_M12/05/2000 18:30Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/24/2011 07:32All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Captain_Obvious02/15/2002 09:42This is a comment on a funny joke.

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