2001 Classic: The Metal Detector
Why did the guy have to remove his belt, watch, and fillings? Because airport security became so sensitive it could detect the irony in a… Read More »2001 Classic: The Metal Detector
2001 Classic: The “Peaches & Cream” 112
I don’t know what they’re talking about, but it sounds delicious and highly suggestive. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Peaches & Cream” 112
2000 Legacy: The MP3 Player
It holds ten songs. He spends more time picking the songs than actually listening to them. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Legacy: The MP3 Player
2000 Legacy: The “Wait and Bleed” Slipknot
My parents are convinced this music is a portal to another dimension. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Millennium Dome
“Our marriage is like the Millennium Dome.” “Grand and impressive?” “No, empty and nobody knows what it’s actually for.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Millennium Dome
1999 Legacy: The Nokia 3210 “Picture Messages”
Why was everyone squinting at their phones? Because sending a pixelated “American Flag” made of dots was the height of 1999 technology. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Nokia 3210 “Picture Messages”
1999 Vintage: The Australian Republic Referendum
Why did Australians vote to keep the Queen? Because they realized that even though she lived 10,000 miles away, she was still cheaper and less… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Australian Republic Referendum
1999 Archive: The Suburban Goth
“Finally, the room matches my eyeliner.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Total Request Live (TRL) Peak
Why Carson Daly? For the man who held the keys to the kingdom, deciding which video would be #1 based on thousands of screaming teenagers… Read More »1999 Classic: The Total Request Live (TRL) Peak
1998 Classic: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I think I’m a floppy disk.” “Don’t worry, you’ll be obsolete in two years anyway.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Classic: The Psychiatrist