Why was everyone squinting at their phones? Because sending a pixelated “American Flag” made of dots was the height of 1999 technology.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
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At least I have chicken... and this joke!