“Finally, the room matches my eyeliner.”
Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.