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1999 Archive: The Suburban Goth

 “Finally, the room matches my eyeliner.”

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link01/19/2004 14:53It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Linux_Kernel_0.103/22/2000 18:02Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Modem_Meltdown12/23/2013 05:57My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Floppy_Fanatic06/23/2000 07:01Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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@Pretty_In_Pink05/02/1999 15:46Classic 80s humor. Love it.

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