Why did the guy have to remove his belt, watch, and fillings? Because airport security became so sensitive it could detect the irony in a passenger’s voice.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!