2006 Vintage: The Neon Sign

The ‘Open’ sign is the only thing brighter than the guy’s future.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen08/24/2006 02:22A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy08/02/1995 09:10That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@StumbleUpon_User11/22/2001 18:01I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Delicious_Links12/01/2014 04:32Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Ultima_Online_V04/12/2008 23:30Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?