2004 Vintage: The Lost Island

Why did the lawyer sue the island in Lost? For “failure to provide a safe and regulated tropical environment.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Dial_Up_King10/24/2015 12:10Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@XFiles_Spooky_M05/24/2006 02:06Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Blink_182_Mark04/21/2004 02:48What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Scumbag_Steve_X07/22/1997 05:41Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Keep_Calm_Fan05/16/2001 04:33Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.