2004 Archive: The Diet 2

“The ‘Atkins’ diet is out. In 2004, we only eat things that are ‘Low-Carb’ but ‘High-Stress’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9806/02/1997 08:33Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Emule_Donkey06/05/2005 19:42Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Agent_Smith_0108/28/2000 16:41It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/08/1995 02:36Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Hide_The_Pain_H03/11/1997 08:54I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Smosh_Old_School04/13/2008 02:20Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Forever_Alone_X01/07/1997 14:58At least I have my jokes to keep me company.