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1995 Classic: The Scarlet Letter Snub

Why was Demi Moore nominated? Because trying to turn a literary classic into a steamy romance with a shower scene made Nathaniel Hawthorne spin in his grave fast enough to power a small city.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9911/03/2008 14:55Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Neo_The_One06/14/1998 11:26I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei01/19/1995 14:38You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Dale_Doback_Fan03/22/2006 09:05Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Tuenti_Specialist09/20/2007 11:46A classic from the Spanish web too!

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