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2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy 3

 Why was the traveler hugging his dog so hard? Because Rocket Raccoon’s backstory was too much to handle before a 6 AM flight.

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran07/06/1998 05:13Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes03/19/1996 05:20Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Net_Addict_200002/16/2005 04:18My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Saved_By_The_Bell07/17/2015 01:21I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Buffy_Summers_9705/26/2004 14:02Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Butthead_Uhhh09/28/2010 13:34Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Marquee_Text_Fan04/28/2001 09:40<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Afk_For_Laughs05/09/2009 07:17Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@I_See_What_You10/01/2006 20:26I see what you did there. Clever!

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