2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why “fukumean”? No, it was “All My Life” by Lil Durk and J. Cole! For proving that a kids’ choir and a street anthem are… Read More »2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
2023 Legacy: The Beef Road Rage
Why did Ali Wong and Steven Yeun sweep? Because they turned a minor parking lot argument into a 10-episode existential crisis that the Academy couldn’t… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Beef Road Rage
2023 Vintage: The Aryna Sabalenka Australian Open
Why was the power so loud? Because she finally won her first Major and proved that her serve is basically a heat-seeking missile. Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Aryna Sabalenka Australian Open
2022 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Summer of Soul win? Because Questlove found the greatest concert footage in history hidden in a basement and realized it was worth its… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
2022 Legacy: The Elden Ring Divorce
“I’m a Tarnished warrior!” “You’re a tarnished husband who hasn’t showered in three days because you’re fighting a boss named ‘Malenia’. Go touch grass, Kevin.” Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Elden Ring Divorce
2022 Vintage: The “Staying Alive” DJ Khaled
Drake and Lil Baby. They’re still here, and they’re still “Staying Alive.” Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Staying Alive” DJ Khaled
2022 Classic: The “Euphoria” Makeup Trend
Why was the receptionist covered in glitter? Because she watched the show and now the front desk looks like a disco in a high school… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Euphoria” Makeup Trend
2021 Archive: The Laptop “Windows 11” Upgrade
Why was the computer so slow? Because it spent all day asking “Are you sure you don’t want to use Edge?” Part of the 75… Read More »2021 Archive: The Laptop “Windows 11” Upgrade
2021 Legacy: The Facebook “Meta” Rebrand
Why was the CEO confused? He thought “Meta” was a new type of Greek yogurt, not the new name of his favorite data-tracking site. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Facebook “Meta” Rebrand
2021 Legacy: The TikTok “Sea Shanty” Trend
Why the “Wellerman”? Because for a brief moment in early 2021, we all collectively decided that 19th-century whaling songs were the future of music. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The TikTok “Sea Shanty” Trend