2020 Archive: The “Schitt’s Creek” Sweep
Why was the receptionist saying “Ew, David!”? Because the show won every Emmy and now she thinks she’s Moira Rose of the front desk. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Schitt’s Creek” Sweep
2020 Archive: Tiger King Mania
Why were we all obsessed with Joe Exotic? Because we were locked in our houses with nothing to do, and watching a chaotic polyamorous tiger… Read More »2020 Archive: Tiger King Mania
2020 Vintage: The Bitcoin Rally
Why was the lawyer happy? Because “Digital Wealth” is much harder for a spouse to find in a 2020 divorce. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Bitcoin Rally
2019 Classic: The John Wick 3 Horse Chase
He’s killing people with books and horses now. John Wick has officially run out of traditional weapons. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The John Wick 3 Horse Chase
2019 Archive: The “Truth Hurts” Lizzo Rise
Why was the 2019 BBQ so “Confident”? Because Lizzo told us we were “100% that b*tch,” even if we were currently struggling with a very… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Truth Hurts” Lizzo Rise
2019 Legacy: The Madea Funeral
Why was Tyler Perry nominated? For A Madea Family Funeral, which promised an ending to the character but felt like a 2-hour long threat that she’d… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Madea Funeral
2019 Classic: The Internet Search
She searched for “Can you return a son-in-law to his parents for a store credit?” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame &… Read More »2019 Classic: The Internet Search
2018 Vintage: The Facebook Privacy Scandals
Why was the computer unplugged? Because 2018 was the year we realized that Mark Zuckerberg might know more about our holiday plans than we do.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Facebook Privacy Scandals
2017 Classic: The “I’m a Whiner” Quote
Why was the President so honest about complaining? Because he realized that in 2017, the “Squeaky Wheel” doesn’t just get the grease—it gets the 6… Read More »2017 Classic: The “I’m a Whiner” Quote
2017 Classic: The Scientist
“We observed two neutron stars colliding, but I still can’t find a bulb that doesn’t make a buzzing sound.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb… Read More »2017 Classic: The Scientist