2011 Legacy: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the haters. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
Why did the history department head look so smug? Because she upgraded the school’s anti-cheating software, catching twelve different senior essays on the French Revolution… Read More »2010 Classic: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
2010 Vintage: The Amazing Race’s First Loss
Why did they lose to Top Chef? Because after seven years, the Academy finally got hungry and preferred food over running through airports. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Amazing Race’s First Loss
2009 Classic: The Kanye VMA
A guy interrupts a girl’s drink order and says, “Yo, I’m happy for you, but this IPA is the best beer of all time!” The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Kanye VMA
2009 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2009 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2009 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2009 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2009 Vintage: The Closing Time
“Last call! Go home and delete your browser history!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Death of Michael Jackson
Why was the holiday playlist so somber? Because the King of Pop went to the great Neverland in the sky, and we spent the whole… Read More »2009 Archive: The Death of Michael Jackson
2009 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2009 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
2009 Archive: The Record-Breaking Inauguration
Why was the 2009 Inauguration so crowded? Because two million people wanted to be there just in case the “Hope” ran out before the first… Read More »2009 Archive: The Record-Breaking Inauguration