Why was the holiday playlist so somber? Because the King of Pop went to the great Neverland in the sky, and we spent the whole year trying to perfect the “Moonwalk” in our socks.
Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!