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2009 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Up marking the page.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
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2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
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2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »

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2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9801/30/2005 23:58Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Terminator_T80002/28/2012 00:47I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Snake_Game_Pro02/23/2012 15:12I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Frasier_Crane05/11/2012 17:49I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/15/2012 07:22That still only counts as one laugh!
@Silk_Road_Ghost01/19/2005 08:13Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/24/2007 17:12The Dude abides... this joke.
@Marquee_Text_Fan08/18/2013 20:15<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Believe_It_Or_N04/30/2003 19:43I choose to believe it’s funny.

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