Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Up marking the page.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition
In 2021, church life entered a hybrid era, balancing a gradual re...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition
In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
In 2015, church life was adjusting to an era of total cloud integ...read more »
2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
The Dude abides... this joke.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
I choose to believe it’s funny.