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1997 Classic: The British “Ocean” LPH Launch

Why was the Royal Navy happy? Because they finally got a ship that looks like a carrier but is technically a “Landing Platform,” proving that British “Stealth” is mostly just clever naming.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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