He’s killing people with books and horses now. John Wick has officially run out of traditional weapons.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!