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2019 Classic: The John Wick 3 Horse Chase

 He’s killing people with books and horses now. John Wick has officially run out of traditional weapons.

Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2024 Archive: The Turkish Shooter (Yusuf Dikeç) Vibe
 A man walked onto the Olympic stage with one hand in his pocket,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
 Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Dirty Dancing Sequel
 Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
 I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
 I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Wolf Man Remake
 More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »
70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era
Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Saw XI Survival
 Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »
2025 Archive: The F1 Movie (Brad Pitt)
 I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyper-Local" Food
 I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

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 They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9609/24/2005 20:00What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/08/2007 22:12The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes12/13/2002 08:07Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Gladiator_Proximo04/19/2010 00:28Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Ermahgerd_Girl04/17/2003 18:41ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Marquee_Text_Fan07/08/2009 20:47<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Charlie_Unicorn06/22/2014 12:26We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan12/07/2010 11:06OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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