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1998 Archive: Jesse “The Body” Ventura

Why did Minnesota elect a pro-wrestler as Governor? Because voters realized that if politics is fake anyway, they might as well hire a professional.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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