2017 Classic: The Scientist

“We observed two neutron stars colliding, but I still can’t find a bulb that doesn’t make a buzzing sound.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

@Kernel_Panic_9811/17/2004 22:53This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Green_Day_Fan09/11/2004 04:42Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Breakfast_Club_B05/02/2012 20:31Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Boxxy_Queen01/28/2006 19:12I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Shut_Up_Money06/09/2007 15:57Shut up and take my laughter!