Why was the 2019 BBQ so “Confident”? Because Lizzo told us we were “100% that b*tch,” even if we were currently struggling with a very messy corn on the cob.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.