Why were the BBQ toasts so long? Because everyone used AI to write their “Independence Day speech,” resulting in 15-minute poems that sounded like a robot trying to explain democracy to a hot dog.
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Deal with it. This is gold.