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2020 Vintage: The Bitcoin Rally

 Why was the lawyer happy? Because “Digital Wealth” is much harder for a spouse to find in a 2020 divorce.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9603/03/2014 09:58What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Diva_Plavalaguna10/12/2008 03:22The highest note of humor!
@Jesus_Quintana05/15/2015 20:28Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Excite_User_9711/21/2013 14:16This site is very exciting!
@WordPress_Fan_0305/25/1999 03:51The best thing since version 1.0!
@Neopets_Trader12/23/2006 03:42Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Homestar_Runner04/25/2011 05:45That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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