“I’m a Tarnished warrior!” “You’re a tarnished husband who hasn’t showered in three days because you’re fighting a boss named ‘Malenia’. Go touch grass, Kevin.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
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2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Laughing is as laughing does.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
I should make a game about this joke.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
M’lady... this joke is superb.