You’ll know it immediately because he’ll be doing a lot of coffin!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.