2025 Legacy: The Selfie

Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/21/2011 15:36The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/21/2010 22:30Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli04/28/2004 13:53That still only counts as one laugh!

@Pizza_Pizza_9912/12/1999 22:02Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Metacrawler_X03/15/2000 02:42Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Grammar_Nazi_9909/28/2004 06:47Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!