Why did they send the rifles to Heckler & Koch? Because the British realized that “Made in the UK” was a great slogan for biscuits, but maybe not for a rifle that jams when it sees sand.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
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