Why do I still see it? Because some traditions—and some bad fashion choices—refuse to accept that they are “Decommissioned.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.