My password is “incorrect”.
That way, whenever I forget it, the computer just says:
“Your password is incorrect.”
🔥 Top 10: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1995 Classic: The Laptop Battery Weight Lifter
Carrying a portable computer that weighs eleven pounds and requir...read more »
1995 Legacy: The CRT Monitor Desktop Squish
A workplace desk completely dominated by an enormous, heavy 15-in...read more »
1995 Classic: The Cybercafe Coffee Luxury
Paying five dollars an hour at a local coffee shop to sit in fron...read more »
1995 Vintage: The HTML Counter Vanity
A webpage owner checking his personal website every morning to se...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Pager Number Code Theology
Teenagers sending coded numeric messages to each other’s pocket d...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Sound Blaster Driver Nightmare
Spending an entire Saturday afternoon editing configuration files...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Defrag Animation Comfort
Spending a rainy Sunday afternoon watching the Windows disk organ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The CD-ROM Caddy Ritual
Forcing users to insert their silver discs into a special plastic...read more »
1995 Classic: The VCR Clock Standstill
Accepting the fact that the digital time indicator on the living ...read more »
1995 Archive: The WordArt Title Document
A business secretary declaring herself a professional graphic des...read more »
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1995 Classic: The Clipper Chip Cryptography Debate
Tech enthusiasts arguing on text-only internet newsgroups about w...read more »
1995 Classic: The Internet Cafe URL Typo
Spending ten minutes typing a 50-character website address into a...read more »
1995 Vintage: The AOL Welcome Screen Euphoria
Sitting in absolute silence for two minutes while your external m...read more »
1995 Archive: The Long-Distance Email Panic
An elderly relative flatly refusing to send an electronic message...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!