My password is “incorrect”.
That way, whenever I forget it, the computer just says:
“Your password is incorrect.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Tech & Computer Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1995 Archive: The Netscape Navigator Stare
Watching a low-resolution graphical webpage render line-by-line from top to bottom over a dial-up... read more »
Watching a low-resolution graphical webpage render line-by-line from top to bottom over a dial-up... read more »
2. 1995 Vintage: The HTML Counter Vanity
A webpage owner checking his personal website every morning to see if the blocky, green digital v... read more »
A webpage owner checking his personal website every morning to see if the blocky, green digital v... read more »
3. 1995 Vintage: The CD-ROM Caddy Ritual
Forcing users to insert their silver discs into a special plastic protective cartridge before sli... read more »
Forcing users to insert their silver discs into a special plastic protective cartridge before sli... read more »
4. 31 Tech & Computer Jokes: The 1995 “Windows 95, Floppy Disks & Dial-Up Screeches” Edition
In 1995, the digital world was experiencing a massive, historic awakening that changed human com... read more »
In 1995, the digital world was experiencing a massive, historic awakening that changed human com... read more »
5. The Cloud Explained
The cloud is just someone else’s computer.And judging by how often my files disappear… that guy ... read more »
The cloud is just someone else’s computer.And judging by how often my files disappear… that guy ... read more »
6. 1995 Archive: The 14.4 kbps Speed Flex
A tech enthusiast bragging to his friends that he upgraded to a premium external modem that can d... read more »
A tech enthusiast bragging to his friends that he upgraded to a premium external modem that can d... read more »
7. 1995 Classic: The Magnetic Tape Backup Grind
A system administrator spending every Friday night inserting a long, plastic cassette tape into t... read more »
A system administrator spending every Friday night inserting a long, plastic cassette tape into t... read more »
8. 1995 Vintage: The AltaVista Search Experiment
Typing a single word into a brand-new internet index engine and receiving three hundred thousand ... read more »
Typing a single word into a brand-new internet index engine and receiving three hundred thousand ... read more »
9. 1995 Classic: The Floppy Disk Label Crisis
Discovering that the paper label on your crucial 3.5-inch magnetic disk fell off inside the drive... read more »
Discovering that the paper label on your crucial 3.5-inch magnetic disk fell off inside the drive... read more »
10. 1995 Legacy: The Sound Blaster Driver Nightmare
Spending an entire Saturday afternoon editing configuration files manually just to get a digital ... read more »
Spending an entire Saturday afternoon editing configuration files manually just to get a digital ... read more »
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[1995-12-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Netscape_Ninja: Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
[2001-06-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]Twin_Peaks_Coffee: A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
[2003-09-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Frasier_Crane: I am listening... and I am laughing.
[2012-11-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Winamp_Playlist: Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
[2004-03-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Requiem_Dreamer: That was intense... and funny!
[2010-02-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Total_Recall_Fan: Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
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