1997 Legacy: The Watch
Her watch is always ten minutes fast. She says it’s the only way to stay ahead of my “inevitable lateness.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Watch
1997 Classic: The Key
I’m a pianist. I’m just in a minor key. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the cop? He claimed the speed limit was “merely a suggestion subject to judicial review.” Part of the 47… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
1997 Legacy: The Tamagotchi CEO
Why was the manager so stressed? His virtual pet died during the board meeting, and he took it as a “corporate sign.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Tamagotchi CEO
1997 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy
A guy orders a Dark and Stormy. The bartender says, “That’s also the weather forecast for your head tomorrow morning.” Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy
1996 Legacy: The Spice Girls Fan
“If you want to be my light bulb, you gotta get with my friends!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Spice Girls Fan
1995 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben knocking for an hour! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Ben