Why did the lawyer carry a portable battery and a VR headset? One to keep the billables running, one to escape the consequences.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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