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2016 Legacy: The Power Move

 Why did the lawyer carry a portable battery and a VR headset? One to keep the billables running, one to escape the consequences.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
 A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
 "Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
 A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
 A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
 The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
 A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Snake_Game_Pro12/11/2002 01:55I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Full_House_Michelle08/11/2010 11:26You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Tank_Operator09/18/2001 14:42Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Tyler_Durden_Real07/12/2015 05:47Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Celebrity_DM02/19/1996 09:09Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Ferris_Bueller01/23/1996 03:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Heathers_Winona09/08/2012 13:00Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob07/05/2011 23:14The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@GL_HF_Runner11/03/1996 07:35Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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