2005 Vintage: Dukes of Hazzard (Movie)
Why was there a car jumping over the bushes? Because Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville brought the General Lee back, and everyone wanted to be… Read More »2005 Vintage: Dukes of Hazzard (Movie)
2005 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent blinking? “High-definition ocular data refresh intervals.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2005 Archive: The Mariah Carey Fan
“It’s like that y’all… when the filament pops.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The “Candy Shop” Stick
50 Cent is back, and he’s very interested in taking us to a shop that apparently doesn’t sell actual candy. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Candy Shop” Stick
2004 Classic: The Superbabies Disaster
Why was Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 nominated? Because it proved that the only thing worse than talking babies is talking babies using terrible CGI and mid-90s wire-fu.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Superbabies Disaster
2004 Classic: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Bug
2003 Legacy: The Britney
“Toxic.” I told her the leftovers in the fridge are toxic. She told me to stop being a “drama Brit.” Part of the 69 Marriage… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Britney
2003 Legacy: The “Insurgency” Denial
Why did the Pentagon call rebels “Dead-enders”? Because they thought that if you give a problem a small name, it won’t grow into a giant,… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Insurgency” Denial
2003 Vintage: Best Pop Collaboration
Why Santana & Michelle Branch for “The Game of Love”? Because Carlos Santana realized that guest vocalists are his “Infinity Stones.” Part of the 38… Read More »2003 Vintage: Best Pop Collaboration
2002 Classic: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the window, I’m right here! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Luke