2008 Legacy: The Joe Calzaghe Retirement
Why was he 46-0? Because he beat Roy Jones Jr. at MSG and realized that you can’t get any more “undefeated” than perfect. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Joe Calzaghe Retirement
2008 Legacy: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with these puns. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Soulja Boy
My husband tried to “Crank That” in the living room and knocked over a floor lamp. I told him he’s “Superman-ing” his way right into… Read More »2007 Classic: The Soulja Boy
2007 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 49… Read More »2007 Vintage: The CD
2007 Archive: The Amy Winehouse
“Rehab was a ‘no’, but the gin is a ‘yes’.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Archive: The Amy Winehouse
2006 Vintage: The Ghostface Killah “Fishscale”
Why the “The Champ”? For the Wu-Tang member having the best solo run of the year, proving the “W” was still flying high. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Ghostface Killah “Fishscale”
2005 Vintage: The Colbert Report
A guy asks for a “Truthiness” cocktail. The bartender gives him a drink that feels right but is actually just water. Part of the 73… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Colbert Report
2005 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent blinking? “High-definition ocular data refresh intervals.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2005 Vintage: Dukes of Hazzard (Movie)
Why was there a car jumping over the bushes? Because Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville brought the General Lee back, and everyone wanted to be… Read More »2005 Vintage: Dukes of Hazzard (Movie)
2005 Archive: The Fall Out Boy
“Sugar, we’re goin’ down!” The bartender says, “Not in my bar, you’re not.” Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I… Read More »2005 Archive: The Fall Out Boy