2011 Vintage: The Usain Bolt DQ
Why was the 100m final in Daegu so weird? Because the fastest man in the world false-started and had to watch his teammate Yohan Blake… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Usain Bolt DQ
2011 Archive: The Curiositiy Rover Launch
Why was it heading to Mars? To see if there was any life out there that wasn’t currently protesting on Wall Street. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Curiositiy Rover Launch
2010 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long that my paper prescription has turned into a ‘Vintage’ collectible. Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch… Read More »2010 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2010 Archive: The Walking Dead Survivor
One, but they have to stay silent and use a crossbow to take out the old bulb so they don’t attract “walkers.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Walking Dead Survivor
2010 Vintage: Megamind vs. Despicable Me
Why were there two blue/bald villains? Because 2004 was the year of the asteroid, but 2010 was the year of the “misunderstood animated bad guy.”… Read More »2010 Vintage: Megamind vs. Despicable Me
2010 Legacy: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” mobile. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Alex
2009 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my farm is growing on FarmVille! Part of the 43… Read More »2009 Classic: The Cargo
2009 Legacy: The Brothers Beard
Why Tobey Maguire? For a performance so intense it made everyone realize he wasn’t just Spider-Man; he was a guy who could really look scary… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Brothers Beard
2008 Legacy: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with these puns. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified