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2011 Vintage: The Usain Bolt DQ

Why was the 100m final in Daegu so weird? Because the fastest man in the world false-started and had to watch his teammate Yohan Blake win his gold medal.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger05/10/1999 20:22M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Ebay_Sniper12/01/2000 18:53Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Full_House_Lover10/11/2013 00:12You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@SpiceGirls_Fan10/28/2015 22:16Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Woman_Yelling_C02/08/2001 00:10The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Boxxy_Queen03/26/1999 18:42I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Not_Bad_Obama09/28/1995 10:57Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/19/2012 22:44My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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