2025 Archive: The MLB “Robot Umps” Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a computer unless you’re willing to get a “404 Error” instead of a strike.… Read More »2025 Archive: The MLB “Robot Umps” Official Launch
2023 Legacy: The Poet
“The glass is a transparent sigh in a world of loud noises.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive.… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Poet
2022 Vintage: The 2022 Queen Elizabeth Farewell
The end of an era. The queue to see her was so long it was visible from space. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Queen Elizabeth Farewell
2022 Vintage: The GPS Navigation Confrontation
Yelling directly back at the dashboard electronic map display because a pre-recorded female voice insists on a detour around a main highway Grandpa has driven… Read More »2022 Vintage: The GPS Navigation Confrontation
2020 Classic: The Brexit “Final” Deadline
Why did it happen on Christmas Eve? Because Boris Johnson realized that the only thing people hate more than a “No Deal” Brexit is a… Read More »2020 Classic: The Brexit “Final” Deadline
2019 Legacy: The Richard Jewell Heroism
Why the backpack? For a Clint Eastwood movie that reminded us that the media can turn a hero into a villain in exactly 24 hours.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Richard Jewell Heroism
2019 Vintage: The “Sweet but Psycho”
Ava Max just brought back the 2010 Gaga-pop vibe and I’m 100% here for it. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Sweet but Psycho”
2018 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Succession is about her life, and I’m “the cousin no one actually wants to talk to.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity… Read More »2018 Classic: The Sitcom
2017 Vintage: The USA Missing the World Cup
Why was October so quiet in America? Because the US Men’s team lost to Trinidad & Tobago and realized they’d be watching the World Cup… Read More »2017 Vintage: The USA Missing the World Cup
2016 Legacy: Taylor’s New Bob
Why was Taylor Swift’s hair the talk of the night? Because she showed up with a sharp bob and a neon outfit that screamed: “I’m… Read More »2016 Legacy: Taylor’s New Bob