Why was October so quiet in America? Because the US Men’s team lost to Trinidad & Tobago and realized they’d be watching the World Cup from the couch.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
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