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2017 Vintage: The USA Missing the World Cup

Why was October so quiet in America? Because the US Men’s team lost to Trinidad & Tobago and realized they’d be watching the World Cup from the couch.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran12/08/1996 07:08Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Friends_Lover05/07/2014 03:42Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Unix_Wizard11/01/2012 07:53sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Wild_Thornberry12/18/2003 01:58Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Hide_The_Pain_H08/16/2006 23:26I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Bernie_Mittens05/18/2015 12:21I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Prodigy_User_X02/24/2002 07:32Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Charlie_Unicorn12/19/2004 13:21We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Futurama_Fry_M04/06/2002 17:36Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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