Why was Alex Ovechkin the MVP? Because he scored 65 goals, making the back of the net the most visited place in the NHL.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
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Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
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Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Found this on the deep end of the net.