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2008 Archive: The “Greatest Show on Ice”

Why was Alex Ovechkin the MVP? Because he scored 65 goals, making the back of the net the most visited place in the NHL.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_Will12/10/2013 16:56Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Coffee_Addict10/15/2014 14:18404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Jordan_Fan_2307/16/2014 00:07Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Offspring_Guy03/20/2000 02:40The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Toolbar_Hater02/18/2009 00:10My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Runescape_Noob01/12/2002 00:41Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Dark_Web_Joker02/09/2012 14:59Found this on the deep end of the net.

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