I’m “purr-fectly” mobile.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!