2010 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2

I’ve been here so long that my paper prescription has turned into a ‘Vintage’ collectible.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

@Britney_Spears_Fan02/13/2004 21:50Oops, I laughed again!

@Hercules_Xena01/19/2012 03:53By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Forrest_Gump_Running12/02/2014 12:35Laughing is as laughing does.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/18/1999 19:31That still only counts as one laugh!

@Top_Gun_Maverick06/26/1999 12:08I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Shagadelic_9705/31/2013 22:19This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/06/2012 23:52My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Anonymous_User01/08/2001 04:03We are many. We are laughing.