2005 Vintage: The Colbert Report

A guy asks for a “Truthiness” cocktail. The bartender gives him a drink that feels right but is actually just water.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red12/22/2006 07:25It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@BBS_Sysop07/04/1999 08:52Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Bluetooth_Bot05/10/2012 15:00Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Pwnage_King10/23/1998 12:08Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Map_Maker_X07/13/2009 00:50The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Terran_Marine02/08/2009 09:39Go, go, go! More jokes!