2001 Archive: The 2001 Final Vibe
Why was it the “End of the Beginning”? Because on December 31, the military realized that the “Short, Sharp War” was actually just the opening… Read More »2001 Archive: The 2001 Final Vibe
2001 Legacy: The Survivor Obsession
Why the reality TV jokes? For the “Australian Outback” season that made everyone realize we’d rather watch people eat bugs than watch a bad pilot.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Survivor Obsession
2000 Vintage: The Mirror
I’ve spent the whole year reflecting on 1999. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Why was the turkey green? It wasn’t—Mom just got too inspired by Jim Carrey’s makeup and decided the whole dinner needed a “Whoville” aesthetic. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
1999 Archive: The Baggy Jeans
Why did the traveler trip? Because his pants were so wide they got caught in the escalator of three different international airports. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Baggy Jeans
1999 Classic: The Mummy’s Charm
Why Brendan Fraser? For proving that Indiana Jones didn’t need to come back yet, as long as we had a guy who could outrun a… Read More »1999 Classic: The Mummy’s Charm
1998 Vintage: The Farmer
Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Farmer
1998 Classic: The Banana
I’m a clown. I’m just peeling back the layers. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Chemical Weapons Convention
Why was this a big deal? Because world leaders finally agreed that gassing people was a “no-go,” which is the kind of progress that only… Read More »1997 Archive: The Chemical Weapons Convention
1997 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy
A guy orders a Dark and Stormy. The bartender says, “That’s also the weather forecast for your head tomorrow morning.” Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy