Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
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