2007 Classic: The Soulja Boy

My husband tried to “Crank That” in the living room and knocked over a floor lamp. I told him he’s “Superman-ing” his way right into the guest room.

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@Resident_Evil_Z02/16/2012 09:02Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Flash_Animator09/17/2010 14:50I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Linux_Distro_Fan06/14/2005 10:42Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Titanic_Jack02/15/2008 14:08I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Metacrawler_X12/05/2000 02:45Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Cool_Story_Bro09/22/2003 15:24Actually, it IS a cool story!