2005 Archive: The “Candy Shop” Stick

50 Cent is back, and he’s very interested in taking us to a shop that apparently doesn’t sell actual candy.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

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A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/02/2013 15:26I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@The_Real_Morpheus08/12/2014 14:44What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Lion_King_Simba01/17/1999 10:25Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@He_Man_Power02/08/2004 13:10I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Better_Off_Dead07/05/2011 03:50I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Metacrawler_X05/11/2012 20:07Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Rocket_Jumper10/24/1995 06:42This humor took me to new heights!

@Llamas_With_Hats01/01/1998 09:57Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!