2011 Classic: The Pager

My doctor finally gave his pager to a museum. He now gets ‘Push Notifications’ for every patient’s sneeze.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Matrix_Rebel09/08/2012 21:58I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@G_I_Joe_Real11/11/1998 05:32And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Badger_Badger_M05/27/1998 18:28Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Evil_Kermit_M08/31/2015 16:03Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/02/1996 11:10Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Anonymous_User07/16/2011 23:48We are many. We are laughing.