Why did they call it a “Crackberry” in 2003? Because lawyers were addicted to checking their emails during their kids’ birthdays (and billing for the “family consultation”).
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Deal with it. This is gold.