Why were we so patient? Because after 25 years of waiting, we finally sent a giant golden honeycomb into space to look at the beginning of time—and it actually worked.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2021 “Stuck & Streaming” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
First! And it’s funny!