Why was Dad yelling at his new phone? Because Apple put a free U2 album on every iPhone, and he spent the whole morning trying to figure out how Bono got into his digital stocking without an invite.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
True story! I was there!
Taking a photo of me laughing!