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1995 Archive: The Magic Mirror

 A woman looks in the mirror and says, “I look old and wrinkled. Say something nice!” Her husband says, “Well, your eyesight is still perfect.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.110/23/2003 03:20Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Geocities_Neighbor05/23/2009 17:33Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Simpson_Quotes11/02/2001 01:31D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Starship_Troopers11/29/2011 11:00I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Trololo_Man_7001/15/2005 17:30Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Under_Const_Gif01/09/2013 00:14This site is never finished... with humor!

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